Friday, March 16, 2007

The year of the fire boar is getting really hot now that the year is progressing. Being a wood rat (like all of us born in 1984), the heat from the pig has started a slow fire on the wood rat... but the rat is smart enough not to panic and roll on the floor to extinguish the flames. After that the rat will be smart enough to keep his distance and the rest of the year will be smooth sailing.

Some big guesswork on the zodiac on my part :)

Anyway I was wondering,

How do one know a girl already has a bf? Nothing beats spending energy trying to kau her only to have her say that she is taken (or her bf moves into the picture). If she's married it's easy, just look for the ring. But if she is single but NOT available?

Shoot and ask questions later? Or look real hard before you leap? How about just charge through with all guns blazing?

8 comments:

Little Miss said...

ask her straight :P just say 'are u attached'/'do u have a bf'. most msian guys do that and it works one.

Amy said...

Why so difficult?... everyone appreciates direct and straight forwardness (of course dun overdo it) like eve and dan already said. nothing wrong with simply asking something like "hey where is your bf?" even better if she answers something like "somewhere in malaysia..." then u'd know she is available sumore haha... it depends :P

anyway, love isn't war.. no guns! geez...

Paanjang16 said...

Since no HL says no guns, then it'll be: Kiss and ask questions later? Charge in with flowers in hand? :P

Thanks for the tip guys :)

Amy said...

If you want a slap in return.. by all means

Chew said...

first.. you need place white candles at the four corner of chi around the girl. Then you boil an egg and crush it and sprinkle it at the base of the her chi center (foot). Concentrate all your chakra to your knuckle and give her a roti-duku smack centre at her forehead. Channel all the mojo energy into the point of impact. If the candles around her lights up... she is definitely single. The tricky part is to keep her stationary for the whole process.

Amy said...

yea.. that would work as well... :}

Little Miss said...

hey i hate that where's your bf question. lolz. especially if that person don't know you that well. i will be like >:(! who tell you i got bf? chew's chakra thinge sounds effective...

Paanjang16 said...

so chew, since you are no longer single i can safely say that it works !