Year End Wedding (my cousin's)

Yesterday was my cousin's wedding whereby my cousin was the bride. So naturally my family was at her house to welcome her future husband when he come to collect her in the morning. The usual procedure is that the groom comes, tips the person to open the door, tip the house (parents, sisters, friends guarding the door), meets up with his bride, offer tea to the bride's relatives (unhygienic as they use the same cup for the tea ceremony, can't they use disposable colored cups), then off they are on their way to the groom's house.

But unfortunately for the groom, the bride's friends has a little bit too much time on their hands. Instead of asking the groom for more money and tips, they made him and his friends so some time wasteful stuff.

Basically it was like this:-
1) Groom arrives, unfortunately due to lack of coordination from the bride's friends, made him wait out in the car for a while so that they can get the stuff awaiting him ready. Booboo 1: They should let the groom in as soon as possible and not wait outside in his car.

2) They want the groom and his friends to do some "chores". They even came out with a list of stuff the groom have to do b4 he can enter. The chores are:-
a) Eating some food blind folded and with hands tied. Very bad since the groom is already dress up nicely and done his hair etc. Also you let him eat some food might cause him to have stomach upsets on his biggest day ever.
b) Brushing teeth with wasabi... which made him cry and his eyes red. YOU WANT HIM TO SEE THE BRIDE LIKE THIS?
c) One guy lie down on the floor, banana in the mouth, and the groom has to eat that banana. AGAIN, THE GROOM HAS DRESSED UP NICELY AND YOU WANT TO RUINED HIS SUIT?
d) Give big fat ang pow to the groom's torturer's, which was ok, till they counted EVERY FRICKING SEN INSIDE THE ANG POW. LADIES, THE ANG POW IS MEANT AS A SYMBOLIC GIFT, NOT YOUR INCOME!!! EVEN THEN IT IS TO THE BRIDE!!! THEY EVEN COMPLAINED IT HAS TOO MANY COINS (which the bridegroom mentioned, want it to be 8.88)

3) They ask him some questions like:-
a) when was their 1st date (wow, can remember, even I dunno when)
b) Time and location where they propose
c) How to write the bride's name in chinese (I will kalah teruk this one, as even I can't write my name in chinese)
d) How many molds does the bride have (errr..... what about areas I can only see AFTER the wedding night?)

So it took 1 hr from the car to the bride's room, at which point the groom is sweating a BIG river in his best suit of his life.

My parents were not amused at the bride's friends antics, as during their time it was short and simple and none of this nonsense, which I think it true since weddings are supposed to be simple and not to squeeze the groom dry. Ladies, the more you go on like this, the more we are reluctant to marry you (well, not that it matter anyway, since this is the age of the Alpha-female). This is one chinese custom I am willing to omit and let go.

It really did not help that during the wedding dinner the bride's friends jokingly said that the ang pow collected is enough to cover the wedding! Again in extremely bad taste. I know they did not count every sen, but certain things are better left not said. Well I guess such things are funny to accountants since my cousin is an accountant and her organizers are from the same university.

So all the guys out there, better negotiate with your future wife on how you gonna pick her up on your wedding day, otherwise you will kena tortured like the above!